We Hate The World

Guest Blogger: Lexi Crump - Facebook Whores

This one is for all the Facebook whores out there. Nothing makes me more embarrassed to be a female than all of the whiny, and tell all journal-like Facebook status’s.

Listen ladies, if people gave a fuck what happened today at work for you, or how much of a douche bag your boyfriend is, or how much of a bitch your roommate is, they would have asked. I don’t remember signing up for Facebook thinking, “I hope I get a constant flow of nagging fb status’s in my news feed.” No one wants to read about the things that you passive aggressively post. I’m not quite sure when it became socially acceptable to constantly update your every emotion to 850 “friends” but I would like to inform you of the life that everyone has, and encourage you to get one too. Perhaps my biggest issue of all is the status’s that have to do with what an asshole that a boy (or your boyfriend) is, and how you “deserve better.” Here’s the thing…absolutely no one is making you stay with him, and no one wants to see you constantly changing your Facebook relationship status. If you put up with a douche bag, that’s your bad. You have no one to blame but yourself if you picked a guy that fake tans, and has rhinestones on his shirts, than he’s obviously a tool, and you need to dump his ass. This Facebook Roller Coaster of emotion has got to end! For the love of God, either attend a Daddy Issues Anonymous meeting, or do the normal thing and delete your Facebook for a few weeks so that everyone can get back to fb stalking in peace. -Lexi Crump

28th Dec 2011

Guest Blogger: Adam ‘Trenix’ Lane - Porn

We have a very important topic to discuss today girls…

PORN

Women: You cannot expect your man to NOT view porn from time to time. I know you feel the body is a “sacred temple”, and it IS! Some people just happen to be more comfortable sharing theirs with others on camera.

This is not to say that you’re man doesn’t potentially enjoy your body…or maybe he would enjoy photos of YOU, but your response to him is repeatedly: “I look gross right now” and “maybe after I lose X amount of pounds first” (but show no foreseeable date for that to happen).

Your man observing adult material every now and again could quite possibly show you that maybe he is faithful and this is his way to escape sometimes when things get too stressful or slow behind closed doors for some various reason/s. Maybe there are deep fetishes he has that you wouldn’t be open to indulging. This is another reason he might feel apt to pursuing those captures while staying withing a “no strange physical contact” boundary.

I am not saying that all men have good intentions with looking at private material, but at least start by giving him the benefit of the doubt, especially if he goes above and beyond to show his loyalty and commitment to you. Allow him this to at least keep things spicy between the two of you for future intimate encounters. If it becomes an issue that affects the sexual energy between you two for the worst, then the next step is open communication and compromising on both ends.
- Adam Trenix Lane