We Hate The World

The Random Thoughts of Two American Males Whose Rants Have Grown Beyond The Timelines Of Facebook.
Just felt like sharing this with our followers. Hopefully Erin will submit to our Yoga Pants Contest!-Mike OSo

Just felt like sharing this with our followers. Hopefully Erin will submit to our Yoga Pants Contest!-Mike OSo

Women vs. Laptops

Wow!!!  I have just realized that my dream girlfriend would need to have all the qualities that my laptop does.  She would have to share similar music interests, be capable of providing help to succeed in any quest I desire to take, and last but no least, she would be able to be taken to any occasion without the desire to fuck one of my friends.  There is an infinite amount of my laptop has helped me achieve without even asking for anything but a little bit more charge on the battery.  Quit the bullshit ladies and act more like my laptop!  I could also compare the fact that when I was so eagerly introduced to my lap top at the Apple store, “She” as in my laptop, operated the same way as it currently does.  We’re talking almost three years and she literally hasn’t asked me for shit while still tackling every job I throw her way.  If your reading this and your a female, I need you to understand that I’m only referring to the types of women I have encountered thus far and if your not a dependent, insecure, lying whore with nothing else to offer me then a nice rack and the wet slit between your legs then please email me at derekmoso@gmail.com!-MikeOSo 

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A meteor hits and kills everyone except yourself, a fat chick, and a victoria secret model with AIDS. You can have sex with one, who do you pick? -Mike Oso

A meteor hits and kills everyone except yourself, a fat chick, and a victoria secret model with AIDS. You can have sex with one, who do you pick? -Mike Oso

Come on, buddy…let’s be really fucking real here!  First off, we will start this rant by saying that creating an online image is perfectly acceptable as long as it’s accurate. Lets dissect this picture, and compare what is real and what is not.  Real: he clearly uses photo shop, and that is his real phone number.  Not real: he works at Best Buy slanging electronics, and is NOT a marketing director for Monster…Real: he does have a face book but blocked me so I cannot tag him in this.  Not real: he is not from Beverly Hills…did you have your grandmas single wide trucked here from Beverly Hills, or did you purchase it with the money you made at Monster Energy as the MARKETING MANAGER? You will never grow until you are honest with yourself, bud.  REAL TALK. -Mike OSo UPDATE* Since this post, he has not only changed his picture on Facebook, but it is him working at Best Buy. Buwahahahahahahahahaha -KennyKill

Come on, buddy…let’s be really fucking real here!  First off, we will start this rant by saying that creating an online image is perfectly acceptable as long as it’s accurate. Lets dissect this picture, and compare what is real and what is not.  Real: he clearly uses photo shop, and that is his real phone number.  Not real: he works at Best Buy slanging electronics, and is NOT a marketing director for Monster…Real: he does have a face book but blocked me so I cannot tag him in this.  Not real: he is not from Beverly Hills…did you have your grandmas single wide trucked here from Beverly Hills, or did you purchase it with the money you made at Monster Energy as the MARKETING MANAGER? You will never grow until you are honest with yourself, bud.  REAL TALK. -Mike OSo

UPDATE* Since this post, he has not only changed his picture on Facebook, but it is him working at Best Buy. Buwahahahahahahahahaha -KennyKill

DOUCHEBAG PARKING 101!  I have a friend that works at the DMV, you know who you are……Please send this fuckstick a letter explaining how to fucking park!!! His plates are BW53072. Thanks Adam Trenix Lane for posting this.

DOUCHEBAG PARKING 101!  I have a friend that works at the DMV, you know who you are……Please send this fuckstick a letter explaining how to fucking park!!! His plates are BW53072. Thanks Adam Trenix Lane for posting this.

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