Internet tough guys, paper gangsters…barking threats over the internet is more weak than talking shit to someones face. Real men don’t talk, they try to resolve issues, and if the resolution isn’t handled like adult men, then they act. No threats. Just get a clear understanding of what both parties sides of the story are, and if there is still a disagreement and hatred afterward, then settle it in fisticuffs if that is what makes you feel better. Standing up for yourself doesn’t always mean fighting…sometimes it means that you just forward with what you are doing, and prove the other parties wrong by shadowing their ill thoughts in your success.
Some of you may not like what we write, and if something that we write offends you…that probably means that it is true, and you don’t like being called on it. If it weren’t true, then just shut the fuck up, keep doing what you do and the truth will overcome the lies.
Notice how I just provided a solution to an issue without resorting to violence? That is called logic, and it is part of what makes a great man. I have a powerful mind, and it will get a lot of accomplished than any sort of violence will. It is time to grow up kids…it’s time to be a real man. -KennyKill
I have run into an overwhelming amount of women over the last few months who refuse to suck dick. /faceplam. What the hell is going on here? Ladies…if you plan on keeping a man and keeping him happy, you need to not only suck dick well, but you really need to learn to love it. Now I know that this may come as a shock to you, but guys do a lot of things that we hate in order to make you emotional messes happy, and if the guy is smart, then he will learn to enjoy these silly little tasks that you send him off to do. The key to a successful relationship is simply living for the other person. When both parties involved in the relationship live for one another, then no ones feelings, wants and needs are overlooked. Fortunately for the ladies, keeping a man happy is simple, and can be handled in two very short steps:
1. Keep his stomach full
2. Keep his balls empty
Do these two very simple things, and you will rarely catch an attitude from your man. When a mans balls fill up, his temper becomes short, and things just take a turn for the worst. Sometimes, the guy just needs to get off, and sex can be too drawn out in some instances…so, throw and quick blowie his way, and WHAMO!!!! Instant smiles. Pass him that “Honey Do” list, and wish him well.
I promise you, the world would be a much nicer place if men were kept fed, and fucked. I dare you to challenge my theory -KennyKill.
I just thought that I would remind you all of why it is that I even exist. Come and get your daily dose of joy. -KennyKill
Dear Women of Facebook,
That creepy guy with the DSLR Camera is about as much of a photographer, as you are a model. I don’t know when the world woke up, and decided that a botched boob job, and shitty tattoo work was now attractive, but I do know that when I take pictures of my dog, it is still not considered a photo shoot. If you aren’t being paid for your time, and some guy is taking pictures of you, and talks you into doing tasteful nudes(a term that I use about a loosely as the prom queen after being finger banged by Godzilla, himself), then you are just a fool…not a model. 90% of you are 6s at best…and this is coming from a guy who is a 4. Feel that sting? That is the cold sting of reality settling in. DO yourself a favor, and delete your “modeling” albums on facebook, sign up at Paul Mitchell, and make your half ass contribution to the world by becoming the lack luster hair stylist that we all know you aspire to be.
One of the girls in the photo above is a model…one of them is not. Though, I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that. -KennyKill
I swear to God, if I have to go another week watching white girls from the suburbs quote rapper’s lyrics on Facebook, I going to start killing kittens. This shit needs to stop! You do not share anything, I repeat, ANYTHING in common with Lil Wayne(maybe shoe size, because that guy is built like a 12 year old girl.) Listen up, sluts…you are not hood, and you are not bad ass. We have all seen the silly looking slap fights that you broads get yourselves into, and they are laughable at best. Every time you quote a rapper on Facebook, saying some completely irrelevant shit, you are setting black people back 10 years…and trust me, they don’t need your help, when they have retards like Wiz Khalifa, and The Game representing their race as a whole. Fuck, I remember when it was cool to be white. -KennyKill
I wish that there were a Car Fax for women so that I could avoid the broads with high milage and salvaged titles. “Show me the Whore Fax!” -KennyKill
Marilyn Monroe quotes: Because even whores need someone to look up to. -KennyKill