So, I would like to offer a little advice to some of the Gym members whom I involuntarily have to share a facility with…My first little nugget is for the morbidly obese women. The one’s that lumber around the workout floor, stuffed into ill fitting spandex. I applaud you for making an effort to increase your quality of life, but your decreasing the quality of my workouts. When I see you trying to jam an oversized F.U.P.A into an under-accomadating outfit and the scent of “Hotdog water” trails behind you, as a result of the excess sweat the tight fabric produces… Let’s just say I struggle to keep from projectile vomiting my preworkout drink all over the place!!-
Secondly, I need to have a heart to heart with the forty-something year old dudes with pot-bellies, wearing “wife-beater tanks”. If your body resembles an overweight women from your abundent man-boobs, don’t wear a tight white tank top PLEASE!! After cardio you look like a women wearing no bra, who is about to enter into a plus size wet T-Shirt contest. GROSS!
Third, if your body smells like rotting onions and garbage truck juice, then it’s safe to say you have probably overlooked some crucial personal hygiene steps. Let me remind you of some, so I don’t have to breath through my mouth permanently…. Wash your filthy stinking Gym cloathes after 1 use, not after a week! Showering is an awesome modern advancement, helping to cleanse and keep our bodies fresh. Try it, regularly!! Last, deodarant…use it. Period.
Just some helpful advice. Take it or leave it. Peace.
