Guest Blogger: Amanda Braun - Sagging jeans…
So it’s the beginning of a new semester at the lovely American River College and people’s sense of style never ceases to amaze me. I understand I attend a ghetto college, but for crying out loud we are adults. Let’s dress at least semi-professional. From the pajamas (I remember when I did that… in 6th grade!) to the outlandish attempts at originality, my least favorite trend is sagging. By sagging, I mean the kind where everyone can see the inseam of the shorts or sweats that you’re wearing beneath your oversized jeans to keep your junk warm. If you pulled your damn pants up, you wouldn’t get the breeze. Boxers, gym shorts, sweats AND jeans!!! Who the fuck does your laundry?! If you have to walk down the hall holding up your britches, it’s time to either gain some weight or buy something that fits you. And ladies this applies to you as well, if you’re wearing skinny jeans with your plumber’s crack out and it looks like you’ve got a full load back there, consider the stairstepper or lunges to fill that back end out properly. You cannot rock apple bottom jeans with a saggy or nonexisant ass.
And remember kids, sagging originated in prison. It was a sign to other inmates that your ass was available for the taking.