Women vs. Laptops
Wow!!! I have just realized that my dream girlfriend would need to have all the qualities that my laptop does. She would have to share similar music interests, be capable of providing help to succeed in any quest I desire to take, and last but no least, she would be able to be taken to any occasion without the desire to fuck one of my friends. There is an infinite amount of my laptop has helped me achieve without even asking for anything but a little bit more charge on the battery. Quit the bullshit ladies and act more like my laptop! I could also compare the fact that when I was so eagerly introduced to my lap top at the Apple store, “She” as in my laptop, operated the same way as it currently does. We’re talking almost three years and she literally hasn’t asked me for shit while still tackling every job I throw her way. If your reading this and your a female, I need you to understand that I’m only referring to the types of women I have encountered thus far and if your not a dependent, insecure, lying whore with nothing else to offer me then a nice rack and the wet slit between your legs then please email me at derekmoso@gmail.com!-MikeOSo