Guest Blogger: Agustus ThElefant - Seat Pisser Guy!
Dear guy who pees on the toilet seat. Please wipe the remainder of your urine of the toilet if in fact your too lazy to lift the seat up. I’ve grown tired of cleaning up after you and your attitude sucks. A number of things can happen in these cases.
A. As I run to the bathroom to release after a poor excuse of what grass valley considers Mexican food I plant my explosive bottom end on a saturated, wet, urine stained toilet seat and at that point, unable to move until my expulsion has ended I feel the foreign fluids absorbing into my body…. Gross.
2. I commit to cleaning someone else’s piss up, if that’s even what it is… And pray that I don’t get dysentery. This entire action takes approximately 3 seconds to achieve.
D. I refuse to clean it up and leave the bathroom at the exact moment a man or woman is entering the laboratory. This further leads to accusations of being a degenerate unsanitary fugitive of urinary engagement…. Not cool seat pisser guy… Not cool-Agustus ThElefant