Guest Blogger: Lexi Crump - Facebook Whores
This one is for all the Facebook whores out there. Nothing makes me more embarrassed to be a female than all of the whiny, and tell all journal-like Facebook status’s.
Listen ladies, if people gave a fuck what happened today at work for you, or how much of a douche bag your boyfriend is, or how much of a bitch your roommate is, they would have asked. I don’t remember signing up for Facebook thinking, “I hope I get a constant flow of nagging fb status’s in my news feed.” No one wants to read about the things that you passive aggressively post. I’m not quite sure when it became socially acceptable to constantly update your every emotion to 850 “friends” but I would like to inform you of the life that everyone has, and encourage you to get one too. Perhaps my biggest issue of all is the status’s that have to do with what an asshole that a boy (or your boyfriend) is, and how you “deserve better.” Here’s the thing…absolutely no one is making you stay with him, and no one wants to see you constantly changing your Facebook relationship status. If you put up with a douche bag, that’s your bad. You have no one to blame but yourself if you picked a guy that fake tans, and has rhinestones on his shirts, than he’s obviously a tool, and you need to dump his ass. This Facebook Roller Coaster of emotion has got to end! For the love of God, either attend a Daddy Issues Anonymous meeting, or do the normal thing and delete your Facebook for a few weeks so that everyone can get back to fb stalking in peace. -Lexi Crump
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