We Hate The World

The Random Thoughts of Two American Males Whose Rants Have Grown Beyond The Timelines Of Facebook.
I just thought that I would remind you all of why it is that I even exist. Come and get your daily dose of joy. -KennyKill

I just thought that I would remind you all of why it is that I even exist. Come and get your daily dose of joy. -KennyKill

Dear Women of Facebook,That creepy guy with the DSLR Camera is about as much of a photographer, as you are a model. I don’t know when the world woke up, and decided that a botched boob job, and shitty tattoo work was now attractive, but I do know that when I take pictures of my dog, it is still not considered a photo shoot. If you aren’t being paid for your time, and some guy is taking pictures of you, and talks you into doing tasteful nudes(a term that I use about a loosely as the prom queen after being finger banged by Godzilla, himself), then you are just a fool…not a model. 90% of you are 6s at best…and this is coming from a guy who is a 4. Feel that sting? That is the cold sting of reality settling in. DO yourself a favor, and delete your “modeling” albums on facebook, sign up at Paul Mitchell, and make your half ass contribution to the world by becoming the lack luster hair stylist that we all know you aspire to be.  One of the girls in the photo above is a model…one of them is not. Though, I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that. -KennyKill

Dear Women of Facebook,

That creepy guy with the DSLR Camera is about as much of a photographer, as you are a model. I don’t know when the world woke up, and decided that a botched boob job, and shitty tattoo work was now attractive, but I do know that when I take pictures of my dog, it is still not considered a photo shoot. If you aren’t being paid for your time, and some guy is taking pictures of you, and talks you into doing tasteful nudes(a term that I use about a loosely as the prom queen after being finger banged by Godzilla, himself), then you are just a fool…not a model. 90% of you are 6s at best…and this is coming from a guy who is a 4. Feel that sting? That is the cold sting of reality settling in. DO yourself a favor, and delete your “modeling” albums on facebook, sign up at Paul Mitchell, and make your half ass contribution to the world by becoming the lack luster hair stylist that we all know you aspire to be. 

One of the girls in the photo above is a model…one of them is not. Though, I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that. -KennyKill

Guest Blogger: Mike Pirone

I really dont understand why some girls with no education are able to get jobs now a days, I get guess having good looks and sucking dick gets you pretty far now, but I didnt know that eating pussy worked as well, Damn! I going job hunting tomorrow! - Mike Pirone

I swear to God, if I have to go another week watching white girls from the suburbs quote rapper’s lyrics on Facebook, I going to start killing kittens. This shit needs to stop! You do not share anything, I repeat, ANYTHING in common with Lil Wayne(maybe shoe size, because that guy is built like a 12 year old girl.) Listen up, sluts…you are not hood, and you are not bad ass. We have all seen the silly looking slap fights that you broads get yourselves into, and they are laughable at best. Every time you quote a rapper on Facebook, saying some completely irrelevant shit, you are setting black people back 10 years…and trust me, they don’t need your help, when they have retards like Wiz Khalifa, and The Game representing their race as a whole. Fuck, I remember when it was cool to be white. -KennyKill

I swear to God, if I have to go another week watching white girls from the suburbs quote rapper’s lyrics on Facebook, I going to start killing kittens. This shit needs to stop! You do not share anything, I repeat, ANYTHING in common with Lil Wayne(maybe shoe size, because that guy is built like a 12 year old girl.) Listen up, sluts…you are not hood, and you are not bad ass. We have all seen the silly looking slap fights that you broads get yourselves into, and they are laughable at best. Every time you quote a rapper on Facebook, saying some completely irrelevant shit, you are setting black people back 10 years…and trust me, they don’t need your help, when they have retards like Wiz Khalifa, and The Game representing their race as a whole. Fuck, I remember when it was cool to be white. -KennyKill

What ever happened to women liking men?  It’s almost as if I had to turn in my man card to get some top notch pussy.  I can understand if they want a clean guy that doesn’t smell of cigarettes and sweat but do we really need to wear designer jeans, tan, and have a nice car to get bj from a 10?  Answer: No, but it helps…lmfao. -Mike Oso

What ever happened to women liking men?  It’s almost as if I had to turn in my man card to get some top notch pussy.  I can understand if they want a clean guy that doesn’t smell of cigarettes and sweat but do we really need to wear designer jeans, tan, and have a nice car to get bj from a 10?  Answer: No, but it helps…lmfao. -Mike Oso

Constant communication is needed in every aspect of life. Keep up the networking, be aware of what’s going on around you and never forget to flush after you poop, it’s gross! -Mike Oso

Constant communication is needed in every aspect of life. Keep up the networking, be aware of what’s going on around you and never forget to flush after you poop, it’s gross! -Mike Oso

I wish that there were a Car Fax for women so that I could avoid the broads with high milage and salvaged titles. “Show me the Whore Fax!” -KennyKill

I wish that there were a Car Fax for women so that I could avoid the broads with high milage and salvaged titles. “Show me the Whore Fax!” -KennyKill

Meet your Bloggers Mike Oso, and KennyKill.

What’s the deal with new hip hop groups in upscale rural areas having such attitudes and acting like they are from the hood? Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the message real hip hop sends but If I see another bubble gum rapper walking with a limp and acting like he had a struggle, I might buy his shitty album just so I can shit on it! -Mike Oso http://whoridemusic.com/ <—They are from Roseville, Calif. which in 2008, was voted one of the top 100 places to live in the U.S. SMH -KennyKill

What’s the deal with new hip hop groups in upscale rural areas having such attitudes and acting like they are from the hood? Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the message real hip hop sends but If I see another bubble gum rapper walking with a limp and acting like he had a struggle, I might buy his shitty album just so I can shit on it! -Mike Oso

http://whoridemusic.com/ <—They are from Roseville, Calif. which in 2008, was voted one of the top 100 places to live in the U.S. SMH -KennyKill

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