We Hate The World

The Random Thoughts of Two American Males Whose Rants Have Grown Beyond The Timelines Of Facebook.
Our next yoga pants submission. Come from from Scuba’s flat mate, Steph. I was drunkenly passed out on their couch this morning, as I heard someone gracefully stomping down their stairs of their Victorian home(all wood, and very loud) I woke up to see this in my face as she was searching for her car keys. Thanks for today’s submission, and thanks for years of soccer practice. -KennyKill

Our next yoga pants submission. Come from from Scuba’s flat mate, Steph. I was drunkenly passed out on their couch this morning, as I heard someone gracefully stomping down their stairs of their Victorian home(all wood, and very loud) I woke up to see this in my face as she was searching for her car keys. Thanks for today’s submission, and thanks for years of soccer practice. -KennyKill

Baby photos

Baby photos

Tonight’s submission comes from Miss Tawni. Keep em coming in ladies. Email your “Yoga Pants Contest” submission to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

Tonight’s submission comes from Miss Tawni. Keep em coming in ladies. Email your “Yoga Pants Contest” submission to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

Another Yoga Pants contest submission from Megan. Keep up the solid work, ladies. We are not mad at your chakra alignment. -KennyKill
Remember Ladies, you can submit your “Yoga Pants Contest” photos to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

Another Yoga Pants contest submission from Megan. Keep up the solid work, ladies. We are not mad at your chakra alignment. -KennyKill

Remember Ladies, you can submit your “Yoga Pants Contest” photos to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

Thanks Alexandria for going the extra distance for our yoga pants contest!-Mike OSo

Remember Ladies, you can submit your “Yoga Pants Contest” photos to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

These pics come from Alexandria, nice work!

Remember Ladies, you can submit your “Yoga Pants Contest” photos to iloathetheworld@gmail.com

Contraception. When getting her pregnant isn’t the last accident in her life. -KennyKill 

Contraception. When getting her pregnant isn’t the last accident in her life. -KennyKill 


Those who know me well will understand just how difficult that is for me to do; however, I am going to try and keep this rant short. People as a whole need to stop feeling sorry for themselves, and take some God damn responsibility for their own actions.
Guys: If your girl is fucking other dudes in your bed while you are off at work, then you need to raise your standards, and stop dating whores. Not all women are whores, bro. You are likely just acclimated to dating whores. try picking from a different pool of women, and stop dating the girls that you know have fucked your friends. Dating her obviously didn’t work for eight of your boys, so what the fuck makes you think that your situation is going to be any different? It’s not likely that all of your friends dicked her over in relationships. This girl probably has some serious issues, and you should at least consider her consistent track record of failure as a highly possible outcome to any of her future relationship en devours. “You can’t turn a slut into a housewife” is a bit cliche’, but it definately rings true in a sense. Also, not all women are whores…so get off of that fucking bandwagon, and stop being a broken hearted lemming. The world is sick of your semi-retarded facebook rants about how you can’t seem meet a good girl. You are broken, and any solid woman knows this. In turn, she is avoiding you like the plague.
Ladies: if you date dumb ass, abusive, cheating, liars…then you might want to take a long hard look at yourself. Abusive men prey on women with terrible self esteem. Stop being so reliant on having a man in your life, learn to love yourself more than anyone else, and these pieces of shit will be too intimidated to even speak to you. For fuck’s sake, stop posting status’ on facebook about the opposite gender. First of all, most of you aren’t very clever, and trust me when I say that everyone is sick of watching you recycle quotes from one another. (Guys are like shoes… Guys are like money… Guys are like… I wish guys were more like…) You are doing nothing more than advertising to predators that you are an easy target, and that a little small talk with a few lies is going to get them exactly where they want to be…in your insecure pants, because you likely feel that giving up the sex is going to keep him interested. 
Sure, there are always going to be a few bad apples in the bunch…but for the most part, people are picking up the same bad, half eaten apples off of the ground because they are unwilling to spend the time and effort to reach up into the tree and grab a new apple. I find it funny to watch just how many women, and men get passed around, just to see the new bf/gf fabricate a slew of excuses as to how their bf/gf is not a bad person, and how they just have a bad rap from their ex. Really? You mean the last 5 failed relationships to all of your home girls must have been their fault and not his? I am pretty sure that your dumb ass started talking to the dude while he was still with her…yet you expect different results when he is with you? I am not saying that once a cheater, always a cheater. No, that is what damaged, hurt people say as a means to justify their heartache. What I am saying, is that if the person you are dating was dating someone else when you first met, and dumped them to be with you, then you are just enabling them to repeat the cycle. You obviously didn’t find anything wrong with it when you are on the upside, so you have no right to be pissed when you end up labeled as ‘yesterdays goods’. Society in general is delusional, and after awhile it loses its humor. The train wreck eventually transitions from something that you can’t peel your eyes off of, to a smelly pile of dead, rotting flesh, and depression. People place too much blame on everyone else, and almost none on themselves, in order to cope with being failures. It is sad, especially when the solution to the issue is nothing more than evaluating the core of ones self, outward. /end rant. -KennyKill

Those who know me well will understand just how difficult that is for me to do; however, I am going to try and keep this rant short. People as a whole need to stop feeling sorry for themselves, and take some God damn responsibility for their own actions.

Guys: If your girl is fucking other dudes in your bed while you are off at work, then you need to raise your standards, and stop dating whores. Not all women are whores, bro. You are likely just acclimated to dating whores. try picking from a different pool of women, and stop dating the girls that you know have fucked your friends. Dating her obviously didn’t work for eight of your boys, so what the fuck makes you think that your situation is going to be any different? It’s not likely that all of your friends dicked her over in relationships. This girl probably has some serious issues, and you should at least consider her consistent track record of failure as a highly possible outcome to any of her future relationship en devours. “You can’t turn a slut into a housewife” is a bit cliche’, but it definately rings true in a sense. Also, not all women are whores…so get off of that fucking bandwagon, and stop being a broken hearted lemming. The world is sick of your semi-retarded facebook rants about how you can’t seem meet a good girl. You are broken, and any solid woman knows this. In turn, she is avoiding you like the plague.

Ladies: if you date dumb ass, abusive, cheating, liars…then you might want to take a long hard look at yourself. Abusive men prey on women with terrible self esteem. Stop being so reliant on having a man in your life, learn to love yourself more than anyone else, and these pieces of shit will be too intimidated to even speak to you. For fuck’s sake, stop posting status’ on facebook about the opposite gender. First of all, most of you aren’t very clever, and trust me when I say that everyone is sick of watching you recycle quotes from one another. (Guys are like shoes… Guys are like money… Guys are like… I wish guys were more like…) You are doing nothing more than advertising to predators that you are an easy target, and that a little small talk with a few lies is going to get them exactly where they want to be…in your insecure pants, because you likely feel that giving up the sex is going to keep him interested. 

Sure, there are always going to be a few bad apples in the bunch…but for the most part, people are picking up the same bad, half eaten apples off of the ground because they are unwilling to spend the time and effort to reach up into the tree and grab a new apple. I find it funny to watch just how many women, and men get passed around, just to see the new bf/gf fabricate a slew of excuses as to how their bf/gf is not a bad person, and how they just have a bad rap from their ex. Really? You mean the last 5 failed relationships to all of your home girls must have been their fault and not his? I am pretty sure that your dumb ass started talking to the dude while he was still with her…yet you expect different results when he is with you? I am not saying that once a cheater, always a cheater. No, that is what damaged, hurt people say as a means to justify their heartache. What I am saying, is that if the person you are dating was dating someone else when you first met, and dumped them to be with you, then you are just enabling them to repeat the cycle. You obviously didn’t find anything wrong with it when you are on the upside, so you have no right to be pissed when you end up labeled as ‘yesterdays goods’. Society in general is delusional, and after awhile it loses its humor. The train wreck eventually transitions from something that you can’t peel your eyes off of, to a smelly pile of dead, rotting flesh, and depression. People place too much blame on everyone else, and almost none on themselves, in order to cope with being failures. It is sad, especially when the solution to the issue is nothing more than evaluating the core of ones self, outward. /end rant. -KennyKill

Ladies: before a guy sleeps with you, he judges you based on your appearance. After he sleeps with you, he judges you on your ability to take a dick. Write that down. -KennyKill

Ladies: before a guy sleeps with you, he judges you based on your appearance. After he sleeps with you, he judges you on your ability to take a dick. Write that down. -KennyKill

Women, Kegel much?

My girlfriend assures me that size doesn’t matter, but all of her dildos look like they’re missing a lamp shade. -Anonymous 

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